The drunk poet presents his advice…………The brilliancy of the poet lies in the fact that he is upto his work even when he is drunk. Hope you will enjoy!!
Take this advice O my dear,
Drink daily, only 2 cans of beer.
Don’t let this go to your girlfriend’s ear,
Give her also 2 cans of beer.
Why your mom is standing here,
Does she want a can of beer!!
Call your dad to help us cheer,
He gotta his belly full of beer.
What the fuck you are doing here,
Go somewhere n drink only 2 cans of beer.
Take this advice O my dear,
Drink daily, only 2 cans of beer .
Why your girlfriend is still standing at ur rear,
Does she want another can of beer!!
Let her tear whatever she wants to tear,
She is down with 3 cans of beer.
Who the hell care what do we wear,
We are down with 4 cans of beer.
Listen to me O my peer,
Go n pee before you take another beer.
Take this advice O my dear,
Drink daily only 2 cans of beer.
I am not afraid if comes the bear,
I am down with 6 cans of beer.
Who is this guy with buffalo so near?
Give him also 2 cans of beer.
After reading upto here,
You guys owe me 3 cans of beer.
Can u see whats going on here,
This is result of more then 2 cans of beer.
Take this advice O my dear,
Drink daily only 2 cans of beer.
Go n fuck your girlfriend but take some care,
You are down with 8 cans of beer.
Whatever you are saying I can hear,
I am down with only 9 cans of beer.
You don’t have balls to fuck me dear,
Go n drink somewhere else your beer.
If u don’t drink daily only 2 cans of beer,
You will write a poem like I m doing here.
Take this advice O my dear,
Drink daily only 2 cans of beer.
Now I have control over my fear,
I am down with 9 cans of beer.
I can fuck your girlfriend here n there,
Go n Bring me 1 more can of beer.
Now I can see everything very clear,
This is the reason why I drink this beer.
This is what I will share,
When we won’t be present over here.
Take this advice O my dear,
Drink daily only 2 cans of beer.
Hahahaha…m/ for straight forward words.This should be Beer Chalisa
hahaahaha I like how u can coined it! But of course I will tell him 🙂
Thanks for the comment…..
Two Cans of Beer
It’s fun when wife is not near
I guess the “chalisa” is being added upon 😀 😀